Friday, 30 May 2014

ALL THE MONIES!



The ‘new’ Michael Jackson album was released recently, and it made me think of that fateful day in 2009 when we all heard that he had died.
                I was working as the Head of Mail Order at that time (an illustrious and prestigious sounding title that I may have awarded myself, which basically involved stamping and addressing envelopes) downstairs in the shop.
                When MJ died, there was an influx of sales and orders for anything and everything in his discography.  People would wander in and tell me how devastated they were, and what a loss it was to the world.  I am of the belief that a celebrity death is sad because it is a death, but that their star factor is irrelevant.  I never quite get it when people take it personally.  (Okay, so I posted a tribute to Phillip Seymour Hoffman on Facebook when he died… but hey, he was A REALLY TALENTED ACTOR, OKAY?!)
                An online order came through for a Michael Jackson 7”.  Unfortunately, that particular item was not in stock, despite what the computer thought.  Whether it was stolen, misplaced, or sold incorrectly, I don’t know.  Regardless, it was long gone.
                I reduced the stock on the computer, and emailed the customer, apologising, and explaining that it was an incorrect listing.  We don’t charge people until we have manually processed the order, which I also explained to him.
                Additionally, it was a second-hand, $10 single, something that was and still is on Amazon for a dime a dozen.
                Moments after my email went through, I received a reply, in capitals letters, screaming (if computer-type can scream): ‘YOU’RE JUST PROFITEERING OFF MICHAEL’S DEATH! I KNOW HOW YOU WORK! YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY NOW MICHAEL IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
                I replied, assuring him I wasn’t out to make ALL THE MONEY*, and to please, have a nice day.
*I am kinda out to make All the Money.

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